Triangle of Sadness

It was free on Hulu, so I gave it a chance. Its first two thirds are slow-going, and I only half-watched. But the last third got surprisingly compelling.

First third: a couple, both models, bicker a lot. Really annoying.

Second third: they voyage on a luxury yacht with various rich people, ranging from a "shit seller" (made his fortune selling fertilizer) to a weapons manufacturer. After pirates throw a grenade on board, the wife sees it and asks her husband, "Is this one of ours?" with the tone of voice you might use seeing your book in a bookstore or your face on a poster. The husband sees that the pin has been pulled.

Third third: survivors from the explosion end up on a deserted island, where social assumptions are quickly undone.

Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time

 By Wendy

Excellent, very moving documetary.

From Here to Eternity

By Holly

Manly men. Damaged women. Good script, excellently executed. Tragic flaws galore. Beautiful black & white with tons of wacky day-for-night shooting.

I like Deborah Kerr a million times more than Joan Crawford, who desperately wanted the part of Karen. I think Crawford would've been better. Kerr is good, but working hard to do stuff Crawford could do in her sleep. Watch Kerr "smoke". It's like she's never put a cigarette between her lips before. She and Burt Lancaster do have good chemistry, though, and BOY goes he have MAN MANLY MACHO MANLYNESS!

[SPOILER]

At least two people die who absolutely didn't need to die. It wasn't the Japanese that got 'em, it was their own stupidity.

A Date with Judy

By Holly

This 1948 MGM relic is kinda stupid, but entertaining and harmless. It's worth watching to see how ridiculously, unbelievable gorgeous 16 or 17 year old Elizabeth Taylor is. The funny thing is, she seems much too old and mature to be playing a high schooler, but she WAS! 

The film boasts an interesting cast of leads and character people: Jane Powell, Wallace Beery, Leon Ames, Robert Stack, Xavier Cougat, Carmen Miranda. 

The plot? Who cares. Don't ask.


The Road to Utopia

 By Holly

I watched this because Tom felt like seeing it. I'm not a Road fan, as Bing Crosby and Bob Hope are so rotten to each other. I know it's supposed to be funny, but it isn't to me. However, there are some very clever moments in this film, breaking the 4th wall. I imagine audiences seeing it the 40s would have loved it.

It's also interesting to see just how misogynistic the film is. I certainly did not enjoy those aspects but it was what it was and I'm glad it's changed/changing.

If I never saw another Road movie again... fine!

So I'm Retiring "Lame"

By Wendy

I referred to Tenet as lame. I certainly didn't mean offense to anyone. But I've been reading about ableist language, and I realize that I should no more use "lame" in this way than I should use "gay" as in "that's so gay." (Though I do call things "gay," but I'm allowed to because I'm gay and you can't, nah nah nah NAH nah.)

Anyway, I'll miss "lame" in this sort of usage, but there are many other options. 

The Mask of Zorro

 By Holly


Anthony Hopkins is beautiful Antonio Banderas is beautiful. Catherine Zeta-Jones is beautiful. The action sequences were really well done, and the sword fights believable and thankfully not cut too quickly.

I liked the humor. I liked that "the woman" had spunk and could sword fight and was smart. 

The white English guy with the blue eyes saving the brown people was icky, but this film was made in 1998 when films didn't care as much. It worked better when Banderas became Zorro, taking over for Hopkins.

All in all, a lot of fun!


Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

 By Holly


Celebrating friendship and growth, along with beautiful scenery and clothes. I liked both of these films very much. 

An American in Paris


By Holly

There's so much good in this movie, and so much annoying. Gene Kelly, who I find very smug, plays a "charming" artist who is basically an annoying stalker. He sees Leslie Caron and will not leave her alone. (Also, he's 19 years old than she is.) If you can get past the fact that he and Leslie Caron never say anything truthful to each other but are supposed to be this great love, go for it. He should've gone off with Nina Foch, who he's only 12 years older than.

However, the Gershwin music is divine. The 17 minute finale is MGM and musicals at their peak of dazzling perfection. Foch is excellent. Oscar Levant hard to watch in his acting scenes and impossible not to watch as a pianist. If you do find Gene Kelly smug, just watch the kids in the "I Got Rhythm" number, or the older women in "By Strauss." They're a lot of fun.

Back to the final number: it has to be in the top 3 of the greatest ever made. Music, costumes, dancing, backgrounds, all brought together...perfectly. A total wonder and joy.

 

Fringe

By Wendy

You gotta love the "stop" button.

When I graduated from college, I made myself a promise to never again finish a book unless I absolutely wanted to--a promise I have kept over and over again. 



And I've always been willing to walk out of shows at intermission, because I don't want to waste my time after I've already wasted my money.

But for some reason, in the world of streaming, I found myself finishing seasons and series of shows even when they were no longer worth my time. Now I'm pleased to announce that I've broken that bad habit. There is too much to see and read and do to spend any time finishing up a show just because I started it.

Fringe is a show I might have kept up with in the past. It stars Anna Torv, an Australian actor whose work I've enjoyed a great deal. It also stars Joshua Jackson, who isn't particularly good, but he can be enjoyable and he's nice to look at. The third lead, John Noble, is tasked with playing a very annoying man, and he's altogether too good at it.

The storyline: Torv is FBI. Weird stuff has been happening. Noble is a mad scientist sentenced to life in an asylum for criminals after a lab explosion that killed his assistant. Torv knows that Noble has information that will help her on her case, but only a family member can access him. She tracks down Jackson, Noble's son, who is of course estranged from him and doesn't want to get involved. But, blah, blah, blah, they end up working together at Noble's old lab at some university (Yale, maybe?), where every single episode goes like this:
  • Something weird happens: a plane full of dead people, a baby who grows to old age in minutes, all sorts of bizarre deaths
  • Torv gets the case
  • Noble posits some bizarre explanation
  • Jackson pooh-poohs the suggestion in derisive terms
  • Noble turns out to be right
  • Noble--whose memory is erratic at best--realizes that the phenomenon in question may be the result of his own earlier research
In terms of character "development," Torv is stubborn, Jackson is cynical and stubborn, Noble is weird, brilliant, and stubborn.

The show does have moments. My favorite may be when a bunch of bank robbers somehow temporarily soften the material of a wall so that they can walk through it. When one of them gets delayed leaving the vault, he ends up stuck with his back half in one room, his front half in the other, and his middle at one with the wall. Pretty cool (though not for him, of course).

Overall, however, the joys are far outweighed by the tedious predictability, and what a pleasure it was to just press "stop"!